A cup of tea would restore my normality.

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

image

one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

(via australian-government)

— 1 day ago with 130739 notes
subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via outouksienmaa)

— 1 day ago with 237044 notes

yoursunandstars:

Hearing Aid Ear Plugs Concept by designaffairs

Rising self-confidence is taking prostheses to another level. People don’t try to hide their handicap anymore.Show what you‘ve got, don’t make a fuzz about your problem. Wear your hearing aid like a piece of jewelry, a stylish accessory. Be individual, be cool, be yourself.

Hearing aid is made for customers with a medium level of hearing disability. In case of a severe hearing damage one could order the PLUG which contents a more powerful system.

(Source: guttur, via forever--song)

— 1 day ago with 26393 notes

sintersoldier:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

This is it. This is the whole site

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis, via princess-romanova)

— 2 days ago with 643170 notes
dramaticfuckery:

‘The Daily Show”s Jessica Williams makes Paper's 'Beautiful People' List for 2014. Photographed by Harper Smith.

dramaticfuckery:

The Daily Show”s Jessica Williams makes Paper's 'Beautiful People' List for 2014. Photographed by Harper Smith.

(via shaniatween)

— 2 days ago with 16329 notes
orcas:

this photo is legendary 

orcas:

this photo is legendary 

(Source: orangeitnblack, via spaghettihos)

— 2 days ago with 124326 notes

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

(via thatshomosexual)

— 2 days ago with 649615 notes
breakfast-with-satan:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

greatest thing ever

breakfast-with-satan:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

greatest thing ever

(Source: ketzele, via outouksienmaa)

— 2 days ago with 558532 notes

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
Cookies:Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:The sweet release of death.
— 2 days ago with 70742 notes