A cup of tea would restore my normality.

this-one-bites:

When the batteries in your vibrator die suddenly
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— 13 hours ago with 8 notes

peetasboxers:

peetasboxers:

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING 

ATTRACTIVE

ATTRACTIVE

YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE

image

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via australian-government)

— 14 hours ago with 39274 notes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

(via australian-government)

— 15 hours ago with 333629 notes

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

(via takeitbackforus)

— 16 hours ago with 106309 notes
smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

(via australian-government)

— 16 hours ago with 116867 notes

lilgivenchyprincess:

oh my god

(Source: voguememoirs, via galeadunkel)

— 17 hours ago with 250496 notes

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass, via silentgirl428)

— 18 hours ago with 237826 notes

cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

(Source: northgang, via hardcore-park0ur)

— 18 hours ago with 205144 notes

deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

(via eachbreathandeverymoment)

— 19 hours ago with 198869 notes
theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

(via awkwardvagina)

— 19 hours ago with 103985 notes